He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
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MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
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Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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