i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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