singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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