Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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