I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
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4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
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Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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