you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
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work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
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I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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