i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
when are you leaving homes?
it's 7:51. why the fuck are you awake at 7:51
I had a sex dream about Oprah.
go back to sleep
dude. it was a sex dream. about. Oprah.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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