i just walked in on my sister drunkenly sobbing to sarah mclachlan. its time for an intervention.
didn't that happen to you last weekend?
shut up.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
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There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
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The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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