these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
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Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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