There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
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I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
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I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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