ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
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I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
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Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
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