so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
im holly from the hills drunk
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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