She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
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No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
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Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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