so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
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I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
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I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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