Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
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why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
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Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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