The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
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you dipped you banana in queso last night.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
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Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
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