Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
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Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
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Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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