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I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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