what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
awoke with 47 plastic lawn flamingos in my bed and on surrounding floor. explanation?
you said they were your minions of evil that protected you from ferrets.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
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