Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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