So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
did i walk over a car last night?
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
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