Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
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I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
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The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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