a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
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Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
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Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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