My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
Randomize