blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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