Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
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