belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
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