Moan for me like Helen Keller
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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