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(207): View more from Maine

We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.

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(740): View more from Ohio

I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD

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(785): View more from Kansas

He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.

(1-785): View more from Kansas

But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.

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(513): View more from Ohio

He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay

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(901): View more from Tennessee

Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!

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(406): View more from Montana

Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!

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(734): View more from Michigan

I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things

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(440): View more from Ohio

See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage

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(513): View more from Ohio

All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.

(740): View more from Ohio

Magyver!

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