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(225): View more from Louisiana

"Monday" is guna come over...

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but its Thursday?

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yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go

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(225): "Monday" is guna come over... (1-225): but its Thursday? (225): yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go http://tfl.nu/xdyf

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(949): View more from California

Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?

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(949): Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse? http://tfl.nu/h2ii

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(518): View more from New York

I'm texring you during a blow job. She thinks I'm looking shit up. Fml. Ftw.

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(518): I'm texring you during a blow job. She thinks I'm looking shit up. Fml. Ftw. http://tfl.nu/ptpv

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(619): View more from California

I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.

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(619): I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me. http://tfl.nu/huad

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(404): View more from Georgia

he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?

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(404): he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again? http://tfl.nu/cny9

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(516): View more from New York

shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.

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(516): shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously. http://tfl.nu/hrom

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(602): View more from Arizona

I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy

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(602): I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy http://tfl.nu/rk38

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It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.

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(618): It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days. http://tfl.nu/kqbj

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(317): View more from Indiana

you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...

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(317): you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party... http://tfl.nu/sqle

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(407): View more from Florida

There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!

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(407): There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?! http://tfl.nu/z97b

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.

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(715): Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them. http://tfl.nu/68wg

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let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.

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(727): let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man. http://tfl.nu/iiq1

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You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out

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(+61): You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out http://tfl.nu/lg4i

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(325): View more from Texas

I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.

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(325): I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol. http://tfl.nu/32t0

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Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.

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(316): Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift. http://tfl.nu/rzzb

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