Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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