GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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