Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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