We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
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I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
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i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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