nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
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