I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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