i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
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Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
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You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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