He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
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do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize