doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Randomize
