Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
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Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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