She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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