peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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