My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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