8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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