Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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