sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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