apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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