i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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