Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
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