i'm signing you up for texting rehab
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
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drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
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Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
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Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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