Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
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