Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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