That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
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my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
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So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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