Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
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Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
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You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
third nipple confirmed
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Randomize